Marry him, marry me
I’m the one that loved you baby can’t you see?
Ain’t got no future or family tree
But I know what a prince and lover ought to be
I know what a prince and lover ought beeeeeeeee!

OK, well that’d be TWO princes, but I couldn’t find Three princes.

Crux found three princes though. Talking all tough, repping for the Blood Prince Council and shit. Being all reanimated undead mother lickers and crack.

So we killed them again, and this time we hope they stay down, or it’s gunna be a long day. A loooong day.

Anywho, clickie for make biggie.

Woop.

Peeps been saying “where’s a screenie?” and “wtf is DeC doing?” Well, now you know. DeC been doing two brothers. (Ewww.)

Bynir II had a birthday. For the record he’s a significant upgrade from Bynir I, who was a tad strange.

And now HEROIC Twins are dead. Which means candy and good times for all. Where all, is a sub set of all equal roughly to those who were there when the Twins were killed. Those people? They get loots. Here is one example of what they looked like. Small images make it seem more impressive.

Also, Liraelly was camped for a few hours. I don’t know why. Some people are sick.

Now that the filthy slapper DC boss was down, DEC was ready to concentrate on something more interesting. Conveniently Blizz brought a whole party, to the… er… the party. In the form of some good old fashioned PvP or, um, PvAI, which yeah is just PvE, but er, in an arena setting with arena play style. Of course, it’s 25v10 which seems a bit unfair, till you notice that the AI seems to be rocking the mad heals, at 50K a tick and that everyone has over a million health… You might also notice that your gun says “replica”, while my gun says ”
“Desert Eagle .50″, it’s not exactly relevant, but well, I thought you’d like to know.

PS. I’m real happy for you DEC, imma let you finish but MIEKY is one of the best warlocks of ALL TIME. (PA4LYFE)

With easy mode sorted, it was on to the funtimes, and by that we mean Heroic 25 man GOODNESS. The Northrend Beasts were I believe protected by a most fearsome monstrosity of almost obscene power. Something that that DEC was almost completely powerless against – The DC Boss. Truly, the Disconnect Boss is a hideous BITCH Goddess, and repeatedly wrought havoc against the stalwart raid. Eventually Blizzard got the message and nerfed the DC boss back to reasonable levels. With the DC boss in hand, the Northrend Beasts quickly fell before our swords, maces, daggers, staves, bow, guns, and trouser snakes.*

Jaraxxus is just a big Eredar nub, I mean really. He got what for.

*: I don’t know why one of the rogues refuses to wear pants, but damn, those Gnomes can dance.

…and so it goes. My apologies for slackness in posting. The boys and girls of DEC have been out laying waste to thingies AND whatsits, and I’ve been asleep at the wheel, or rather, I’ve been (whatever the opposite of “power”)-levelling my two “alts”. Good times though. Last week my boys and I leapt out of the Dalaran sewers and into a world of hurt. Shock troopers Northrend styles.

But I digress.

Easy Mode is Easy. Or at least that’s what I’m told. Trial of the Crusader got the beat down, which is to say that the (alleged) “Northrend Beasts” did. Jaraxxus certainly did. Faction Champs are more like Faction Tramps (aha, see what I did their). Twins are hot, and got did. And Anub’arak, is well, a manky bug man (who got did).

Edit: Mistakenly said GRAND Crusader, when I only meant normal mode. My bad.

And there was much rejoicing! Yogg-Saron – a bad mother fucker Shut your mouth! has been taken to school. And what a school.

Look at them short bus riders!

Where we’re going we don’t NEED roads.

That’s right, it was time for some face time with the big bad himself, and the lone “dude” in the way was the General Vezax. But then he died. My bad.

So yeah, coolness. It’s time to play home and away with an Old God. Some moons ago a bit of an old God had some serious pew pew lasers and caused us some concern. But then we smashed him. Tune in next time when we’ve smashed this new Old God. (And or someone find some screenies of the missing watchers, because like, you know who watches the watchers? WE DO. (and by watch, I mean kill)

OK I can’t back that up. This guy was a bit of a player, acting like he’s all that. Then we killed him er his machines, looted his lootz, and were on our merry way.

As the Governator says, what is best in life is “to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.” Word.

Lets give the man a round of applause.

Not that man, THIS man…

Ah screw it, biggie up to them both. That’s technically not the first HODIR kill shot, but it looks so damn sexy we’re going to use it anyway. And WTF are you going to do about it anyway?

Yeah.