Ulduar is CLEAR
June 3rd, 2009 by KlinarAnd there was much rejoicing! Yogg-Saron - a bad mother fucker Shut your mouth! has been taken to school. And what a school.

Look at them short bus riders!
And there was much rejoicing! Yogg-Saron - a bad mother fucker Shut your mouth! has been taken to school. And what a school.

Look at them short bus riders!
Where we’re going we don’t NEED roads.
That’s right, it was time for some face time with the big bad himself, and the lone “dude” in the way was the General Vezax. But then he died. My bad.
So yeah, coolness. It’s time to play home and away with an Old God. Some moons ago a bit of an old God had some serious pew pew lasers and caused us some concern. But then we smashed him. Tune in next time when we’ve smashed this new Old God. (And or someone find some screenies of the missing watchers, because like, you know who watches the watchers? WE DO. (and by watch, I mean kill)
OK I can’t back that up. This guy was a bit of a player, acting like he’s all that. Then we killed him er his machines, looted his lootz, and were on our merry way.
As the Governator says, what is best in life is “to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.” Word.
3.1 has, as they say, “dropped.” And with it, my pants.
More important than that though, is the following screen shots of beaten and broken bosses. The Flame Leviathan isn’t actually the first kill as it was 1) ezy mode and 2) whored off by a gnome engineer before anyone had time for a screen shot. Khaaaaaaan!
Next on the menu XT-002 Deconstructor…
Kologarn, or as WOWWIKI likes to say, “not only is he protecting the bridge, he is the bridge.” Ha ha… BRIDGE
And then comes the ASSEMBLY of IRON (Iron Council to their friends). OK, it actually came before the Bridge that (doesn’t) Walk, but still. We’ve got prettier pictures for these fools.
Yeah, check that out. A server first (and a pretty fly USA ranking too), not sure the last time we had ourselves a server first, but I suspect it might have been back in vanilla wow? When we snuck in and got the AQ40 boss while others (Exigence cough) were off doing something (probably winning the Internet). But woot, go team. (standard version here)
And now back to Sunken Temple, where the wild things roam.
PS. WORLD 26th Motherlickers! Achievements make da epeeeeeeeen!
Yes, yes they are. Boom goes the dynamite. And we’re pretty pleased with ourselves. This took some actual, like, ya know, paying attention and doing what everyone is told to do, and then, WIN. And Bres got himself a pimp ride. (Which between you and me is a great time, ’cause playa has been in need of one.) So we all assume he’ll be hovering outside an auction house near you AFK while he, and everyone else in the guild stroke the ePeen.
And now, a picture from a gnome. More news as it comes to hand.
Yes sir.
We’re in your Northrend, clearing your content.
Why yes we are. Don’t believe me? Well, check out these screenshots!
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Oh, er, well I’m sure they’re around here somewhere. Holla playas?
No, but seriously. WTF are our screenshots?


Could there?