Ahaha, Do you see what we did there? And by “we” I mean Prozium.

So, yeah – Arthas, son of Terenas Menethil II, Crown Prince of Lordaeron and Knight of the Silver Hand… But also filthy Lich King Beyotch. Got himself owned by the good folk of Deus Ex Crux.

In fact he got himself owned almost ten days ago! But someone was SLACK. And by someone I mean me.

I was trying to think of something epic to do, because it strikes me as taking down the big bad Lich King Oh No You Didn’t Arthas What Are You INSANE? Was kinda neat, and awesome and worthy of something cool. But then I didn’t do squat, which was a bit weak. And really this shit needs to get did.

So yah, rock on DEC.

For posting these images, then waiting patiently while I post them. Crux took this dragon to school last week. Leaving on Arthas the Big Bad lurking alone in his tower like a little girly man. So, time to go wipe the floor with his face, while his stooge buddies try to pain their faces with our blood…

I’m apparently bad. And missed this kill shot coming along a week and a bit ago. But, what can I say. Pay peanuts. Get monkeys.

So Blood-Queen Lana’thel got smacked down. Putting us at 10/12 before the helpful helpers brought about nerf. So that’s pretty cool.

Here is a picture.

There, you’ll be better for that.

/obligatory post title. It had to be done. Additionally, oh those poor sons of bi… But that’s not important.

The professor is deaded. His lab torn up. And all the meth heads have to go elsewhere. Possibly to Frankston. Possibly not. It’s hard to tell. Also, it’s hard to keep coming up with these funky ass hits every single day.

Nice title.

And yet, the truth hurts. Valithria Dreamwalker got the beat down. Er, which is to say, that we healed her. Well, the DPS didn’t heal her. But like, they looked good prancing around in front of waves of bads. Not as good as the pro healers looked. But, I guess, pretty good. We got loot though, so, healers for the win.

Shiny loot.

Marry him, marry me
I’m the one that loved you baby can’t you see?
Ain’t got no future or family tree
But I know what a prince and lover ought to be
I know what a prince and lover ought beeeeeeeee!

OK, well that’d be TWO princes, but I couldn’t find Three princes.

Crux found three princes though. Talking all tough, repping for the Blood Prince Council and shit. Being all reanimated undead mother lickers and crack.

So we killed them again, and this time we hope they stay down, or it’s gunna be a long day. A loooong day.

Anywho, clickie for make biggie.

Woop.

Peeps been saying “where’s a screenie?” and “wtf is DeC doing?” Well, now you know. DeC been doing two brothers. (Ewww.)

Bynir II had a birthday. For the record he’s a significant upgrade from Bynir I, who was a tad strange.

And now HEROIC Twins are dead. Which means candy and good times for all. Where all, is a sub set of all equal roughly to those who were there when the Twins were killed. Those people? They get loots. Here is one example of what they looked like. Small images make it seem more impressive.

Also, Liraelly was camped for a few hours. I don’t know why. Some people are sick.

Now that the filthy slapper DC boss was down, DEC was ready to concentrate on something more interesting. Conveniently Blizz brought a whole party, to the… er… the party. In the form of some good old fashioned PvP or, um, PvAI, which yeah is just PvE, but er, in an arena setting with arena play style. Of course, it’s 25v10 which seems a bit unfair, till you notice that the AI seems to be rocking the mad heals, at 50K a tick and that everyone has over a million health… You might also notice that your gun says “replica”, while my gun says ”
“Desert Eagle .50″, it’s not exactly relevant, but well, I thought you’d like to know.

PS. I’m real happy for you DEC, imma let you finish but MIEKY is one of the best warlocks of ALL TIME. (PA4LYFE)

With easy mode sorted, it was on to the funtimes, and by that we mean Heroic 25 man GOODNESS. The Northrend Beasts were I believe protected by a most fearsome monstrosity of almost obscene power. Something that that DEC was almost completely powerless against – The DC Boss. Truly, the Disconnect Boss is a hideous BITCH Goddess, and repeatedly wrought havoc against the stalwart raid. Eventually Blizzard got the message and nerfed the DC boss back to reasonable levels. With the DC boss in hand, the Northrend Beasts quickly fell before our swords, maces, daggers, staves, bow, guns, and trouser snakes.*

Jaraxxus is just a big Eredar nub, I mean really. He got what for.

*: I don’t know why one of the rogues refuses to wear pants, but damn, those Gnomes can dance.