…more like Knobulus. Erm, nah I got nothing. And all that Rel could come up with was some joke about flatulence. Which despite the quality of some of these posts, is not going to cut it today. So instead I’ll just say we walked up and two shot this brand new boss. Booyah. Free Epix All Around*

Also, here is a photo showing that despite the fact that Crux is a well oiled killing machine some of the time. We’re also a bunch of dudes who can’t follow simple instructions. Like…. “find the guy sleeping on the floor…

Anywho, here is a shot of me. ’cause ya know…. I can.

That’s right.

Our first night of attempts and we farmed ourselves a pretty penny in pots, oils, flasks and blow; before heading off to meet Mr Werk.

It looked a bit iffy for the first few attempts. But this was apparently more to do with the fact that our assigned MT (and Guild Master) couldn’t hit the giant walking blob with his crossbow…. Newb. He even tried throwing dynamite at it.

But in the end, with our game faces on, and Katale promising free PIE (DELIVERED!) to the entire raid if we took him down, we pwned Mr “I hit for thirty-thousand” Spanker.

With a nod to Crazedeye for the title, oh and an apology to Infa, whom I think has a big silly bear dancing in front of him.

Check it OUT people, we down this bad boy on the 30th, and LO it only took a few days for me to post. For this, I’m pretty sure, I deserve ALL the LEWTZ.

Noth stalled us for an attempt or two due to some misunderstood thingies. Turns out we were wrong. But now we’re right, and by right I mean he’s dead and we’re not. Booyah.

And now, a screenshot of the corpse of Noth. I think next boss we’re just going to all gather around some critter. Or start flexing like EJ. At least this one safely has Hoarn lying down at the front. Although really, what angle was this taken on?