Archive for May, 2009

Descent Into… My Pants

Monday, May 11th, 2009

Where we’re going we don’t NEED roads.

That’s right, it was time for some face time with the big bad himself, and the lone “dude” in the way was the General Vezax. But then he died. My bad.

General FAILURE

So yeah, coolness. It’s time to play home and away with an Old God. Some moons ago a bit of an old God had some serious pew pew lasers and caused us some concern. But then we smashed him. Tune in next time when we’ve smashed this new Old God. (And or someone find some screenies of the missing watchers, because like, you know who watches the watchers? WE DO. (and by watch, I mean kill)

Putting the Irony in Mimiron

Monday, May 11th, 2009

OK I can’t back that up. This guy was a bit of a player, acting like he’s all that. Then we killed him er his machines, looted his lootz, and were on our merry way.

Sucka played himself - lets bounce dawg

As the Governator says, what is best in life is “to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.” Word.

Tonight Matthew, I’m Going To Pwn: Hodir & Thorim

Monday, May 11th, 2009

Lets give the man a round of applause.

HO HO HODIR

Not that man, THIS man…

I'm surprised there wasn't a joke about thawing THORIM

Ah screw it, biggie up to them both. That’s technically not the first HODIR kill shot, but it looks so damn sexy we’re going to use it anyway. And WTF are you going to do about it anyway?

Yeah.