…and so it goes. My apologies for slackness in posting. The boys and girls of DEC have been out laying waste to thingies AND whatsits, and I’ve been asleep at the wheel, or rather, I’ve been (whatever the opposite of “power”)-levelling my two “alts”. Good times though. Last week my boys and I leapt out of the Dalaran sewers and into a world of hurt. Shock troopers Northrend styles.

But I digress.

Easy Mode is Easy. Or at least that’s what I’m told. Trial of the Crusader got the beat down, which is to say that the (alleged) “Northrend Beasts” did. Jaraxxus certainly did. Faction Champs are more like Faction Tramps (aha, see what I did their). Twins are hot, and got did. And Anub’arak, is well, a manky bug man (who got did).

Edit: Mistakenly said GRAND Crusader, when I only meant normal mode. My bad.

And there was much rejoicing! Yogg-Saron – a bad mother fucker Shut your mouth! has been taken to school. And what a school.

Look at them short bus riders!

Where we’re going we don’t NEED roads.

That’s right, it was time for some face time with the big bad himself, and the lone “dude” in the way was the General Vezax. But then he died. My bad.

So yeah, coolness. It’s time to play home and away with an Old God. Some moons ago a bit of an old God had some serious pew pew lasers and caused us some concern. But then we smashed him. Tune in next time when we’ve smashed this new Old God. (And or someone find some screenies of the missing watchers, because like, you know who watches the watchers? WE DO. (and by watch, I mean kill)

OK I can’t back that up. This guy was a bit of a player, acting like he’s all that. Then we killed him er his machines, looted his lootz, and were on our merry way.

As the Governator says, what is best in life is “to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.” Word.

Lets give the man a round of applause.

Not that man, THIS man…

Ah screw it, biggie up to them both. That’s technically not the first HODIR kill shot, but it looks so damn sexy we’re going to use it anyway. And WTF are you going to do about it anyway?

Yeah.

Thanks to Lyndon / SadisticMind for our hot new banner. Woo :)

3.1 has, as they say, “dropped.” And with it, my pants.

More important than that though, is the following screen shots of beaten and broken bosses. The Flame Leviathan isn’t actually the first kill as it was 1) ezy mode and 2) whored off by a gnome engineer before anyone had time for a screen shot. Khaaaaaaan!

Next on the menu XT-002 Deconstructor…

Kologarn, or as WOWWIKI likes to say, “not only is he protecting the bridge, he is the bridge.” Ha ha… BRIDGE

And then comes the ASSEMBLY of IRON (Iron Council to their friends). OK, it actually came before the Bridge that (doesn’t) Walk, but still. We’ve got prettier pictures for these fools.

Yeah, check that out. A server first (and a pretty fly USA ranking too), not sure the last time we had ourselves a server first, but I suspect it might have been back in vanilla wow? When we snuck in and got the AQ40 boss while others (Exigence cough) were off doing something (probably winning the Internet). But woot, go team. (standard version here)

And now back to Sunken Temple, where the wild things roam.

PS. WORLD 26th Motherlickers! Achievements make da epeeeeeeeen!

Yes, yes they are. Boom goes the dynamite. And we’re pretty pleased with ourselves. This took some actual, like, ya know, paying attention and doing what everyone is told to do, and then, WIN. And Bres got himself a pimp ride. (Which between you and me is a great time, ’cause playa has been in need of one.) So we all assume he’ll be hovering outside an auction house near you AFK while he, and everyone else in the guild stroke the ePeen.

And now, a picture from a gnome. More news as it comes to hand.

Yes sir.

We’re in your Northrend, clearing your content.

Why yes we are. Don’t believe me? Well, check out these screenshots!

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Oh, er, well I’m sure they’re around here somewhere. Holla playas?

No, but seriously. WTF are our screenshots?