Witty Title! (Don’t Get Your Hopes Up)

October 28th, 2008 by Klinar



There Could Be Some News

October 20th, 2008 by Klinar

Could there?

Apparently We’re Pro.

September 15th, 2008 by Klinar

Got word we’re pro. Assume the twins got a stern talking to. I’ve been talking to my bed for six days. I don’t care what people tell you - what goes on in Adelaide, comes home and beats you around the face.

Pics etc later. When I’m not dead and or dieing.

Us, Again, With Killing.

Here is a pic. I’m still mostly dead. Woot etc.

Felmyst Fell Down. Went Oopsie.

July 22nd, 2008 by Klinar

This dragon seemed to be taking us some time. What with the running and the hiding and the hurt me. So I made a one night matinée appearance and showed her who was boss.

THIS is how you BOP the MT, yeah. That’ll show her good. And then there was a bit more running around. And some Mind Control, and well, no fire to jump in, fall in, or endanger yourself with, but there was some green gassey crap, and of course skellies. But I digress.

Crux win. Dragon lose. Loot handed out; possibly like candy; possibly to a baby.

Thanks to Sabe for the shot.

Who Wears Short Shorts Man Pants?

May 27th, 2008 by Klinar

WE DO.

WE DO.

Pew Pew and Sunwell Boss the second Mr B. Rutallus be dead. And there was much looting.

Suck it gear check :) Who needs to farm Illidan for weeks or months? Well us probably, but still ROAR we have pwned you, you silly pit lord bish.

Gratz to DeC for it’s much vaunted “OK last try, it’s after twelve, oh shit MT down in 5 seconds, ONE more… …WIN” approach to taking down bosses. Much love.

Crux Lives! Er, As Does Kalecgos

May 8th, 2008 by Klinar

But Sathrovarr the Corruptor? Wasted.

What can I say?

Trogdor Kalecgos was a man!
I mean, he was a dragon-man!
Er, maybe he was just a dragon.
But he was still TROGDOR! KALECGOS!

Crux wins again mofo

Awwwh yeah.

BLIZZARD! Crux Wins Your Game!

March 17th, 2008 by Klinar

Our Milkshakes also bring all the boys from the yard. But, that is largely immaterial.

Crux, Orgres, Illidan

So as of now, we have won WOW. Illidan and his Temple (Black) have been downed, cleared and generally shown the door.

Which is nice, and a first for us. We’ve been trailing behind the bleeding edge content since we formed, we downed AQ, we got into Naxx, but the whole reforming and fighting through the change from Vanilla WOW to TBC WOW took up a bit of time and we diddled around a bit too. Mostly with your mom. But not now mother fucker.

Oh no. Now we’re “up on it” where “it” will be Sunwell, oh yes, when it drops, we’ll be good to go as an Illidan downing, game pwning hard core pro-er than though up in your face guild.

Peace.

Crux, No Orgres, Illidan

Zeek suggested the title “Illidown” I rejected it. Just as I reject his sexual advances.

We Rolled a Knitting Cirle.

March 9th, 2008 by Klinar

The following people are pro:
Askledarea
Bresson (?!)
Erlaya
Hoarn (Wha?)
Izual
Lippala
Maevinhin
Manduned
Myranne
Ryshanti

The following people are not pro:
The Illidari Council
Those of us who died.

Additionally, I died twice. Exceptionally pro.

Erlaya stood out of the frame. Presumably overcome by the fumes. Recognise.

Can Your Mother Sew?

February 13th, 2008 by Klinar

Well get ‘er to sew this:

Awesome

Also available in Old School.

More Like Ship of Fools.

February 12th, 2008 by Klinar

Reliquary of Souls is a boss in the Black Temple in Shadowmoon Valley. This boss is a three faced figure with different fighting styles for each face.

You know who else was three faced? The NAZIS.